We wake up bright and early and head out to the Phong Na Caverns in Quang Binh. It's dark, and our lame point and shoot cameras struggle with the low lighting. I think one of us will use this as an excuse to get an uber camera, perhaps a DSLR.
We stay in the only 4-star hotel of the trip, and it is very nice. The entire hotel has a contemporary design to it. This is good, because the town is so small, there is absolutely nothing to do outside of the hotel. The tour guide warned us that a common way the local criminals mug you is by using a dirty syringe in order to get your money. That does not sound like a good time. Needless to say we stay in for the night.
One of the amenities of this fine establishment is a massage parlor. All of us decide to get one, though Amanda opts for a foot massage only. The night starts off with a bang, as I am the first to go and get undressed. There is no dressing room really, just a little alcove with lockers. The guy tells me to strip down and put on a towel. I tried to do this quickly, so that I don't expose my frank and beans to anyone. Unfortunately, I forget that the waiting room is within sight. Apparently, Kiet was wondering where people get changed, and as he glanced around, he caught a glimpse of my kibbles and bits. I think he may need to get some therapy as he seems rather traumatized.
Flashing aside, we all get down to towels only, and spend about 10 minutes in a steamroom. Then we move to a sauna for a few minutes before we shower off. The girls here are wearing some pretty skimpy skirts, and we all start to wonder...could this be the special massage place?
My girl comes into my room, and she looks like she's about to bust out of her top. Sweet. Throughout the massage, I notice that she is...grazing...my crotch. At first I pass it off as an accident, or just part of the massage. Then I realize that she could easily be massaging me without grinding her elbows into my junk. I have to concentrate on not getting excited, because who knows where that would lead.
After about 45 minutes of fuck-me eyes, I am certain that I probably could have propositioned her. Alas, I am married, and have some morals (don't I?), so I leave it alone.
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